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Blue silk pyjamas
Blue silk pajamas - Jhun Ciolo Diamante

Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas

A man called home to his wife and said, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We’re leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.

Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas.”

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, “Yes! Lots of Salmon, some bluegill, and a few swordfish. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?
You’ll love the answer……..
The wife replied, “I did. They were in your fishing box…”

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