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sealed – Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine myself entering a Bank, wearing a mask and asking for money.

✋🏻 – Never thought my hands would one day consume more alcohol than my liver …. ever!

💀- Quarantine seems like a Netflix series …. just when you think it is over, they release the next season.

😷 – I’m starting to like this mask thing …. went to the supermarket and two people that I owe money to didn’t recognize me.

📆 – Who was complaining that 2020 didn’t have enough holidays …. now what?

😜 – I need to social distance myself from my fridge; I tested positive for excess weight!

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 – Can someone tell me if the 2nd quarantine will be with the same family …. or we can change?

🖥 – In just two weeks we will hear if there are still two more weeks to let us know that two more weeks of quarantine are needed ….

⏳- I’m planning on not adding this year 2020 to my age …. I didn’t even use it!

😟 – We want to publicly apologize to the year 2019 for all the bad things we said about it.

kiss– To all the ladies that were praying for their husbands to spend more time with them …. how are you doing?

🚰- My washing machine only accepts pajamas …. I put in a pair of jeans and a message came “stay home!” 😷🏠

👀 – If I see anyone on December 31 crying for this year ending, I will use a bottle to their head!

💉 – After all that we have been through, the only thing missing is that the vaccine will be available only in suppository form.

money-mouth – I feel like a teenager …. no money in my wallet, hair long and out of control, thinking what to do with my life, and grounded home.

Smile, release stress, and be safe! 😉👍🏻❤❤❤😂

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