– Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine myself entering a Bank, wearing a mask and asking for money.
✋🏻 – Never thought my hands would one day consume more alcohol than my liver …. ever!
💀- Quarantine seems like a Netflix series …. just when you think it is over, they release the next season.
😷 – I’m starting to like this mask thing …. went to the supermarket and two people that I owe money to didn’t recognize me.
📆 – Who was complaining that 2020 didn’t have enough holidays …. now what?
😜 – I need to social distance myself from my fridge; I tested positive for excess weight!
👨👩👧👦 – Can someone tell me if the 2nd quarantine will be with the same family …. or we can change?
🖥 – In just two weeks we will hear if there are still two more weeks to let us know that two more weeks of quarantine are needed ….
⏳- I’m planning on not adding this year 2020 to my age …. I didn’t even use it!
😟 – We want to publicly apologize to the year 2019 for all the bad things we said about it.
– To all the ladies that were praying for their husbands to spend more time with them …. how are you doing?
🚰- My washing machine only accepts pajamas …. I put in a pair of jeans and a message came “stay home!” 😷🏠
👀 – If I see anyone on December 31 crying for this year ending, I will use a bottle to their head!
💉 – After all that we have been through, the only thing missing is that the vaccine will be available only in suppository form.
– I feel like a teenager …. no money in my wallet, hair long and out of control, thinking what to do with my life, and grounded home.
Smile, release stress, and be safe! 😉👍🏻❤❤❤😂